*This entry contains is of a sexual nature. You have been warned.
I don’t know if you recall, but a few months ago my buddy Taurus Bulba and I had a lengthily discussion regarding UB40 and their impact on the world reggae scene, that resulted in a 1000 word article which in turn caused small riots to break out across the country as loyal reggae fans chose sides and defended their point of view. Actually no one really gave a shit and after 4 hours of arguing we even forgot what the hell we were talking about. But none the less, a point was made.
And now once again, my good friend Taurus is taking me to task. He lured me into, what I consider in retrospect to be a totally meaningless argument. As usual, no conclusion could be met so he suggested/instructed me to post the questions on this blog and let “reason” be determined by the few but highly intelligent readers of this log. Rishi and Rohit have been made honorary score keepers. TB has insisted upon this. Their conclusion shall be final. I hope by the end of this week we will be able to put these matters to rest. They have caused enough confusion and turmoil in my life.
The first question is this. Which statement makes more sense if any sense at all?
1. “The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.”
2. “The road of stupidity leads to the palace of excess.”
Shortly after debating the above 2 quotations, our conversation took a slightly awkward twist. This question should really only be answered by the women but if any of the gents have 2 cents to put in about, the stage is yours. You see this is slightly sensitive topic. First off, I realize that everyone has their own taste and to each their own, but we are just looking for a general consensus. So don’t be shy and give us some honest feedback.
You see all dicks are different. In fact I would go as far as to say that no two dicks are identical. Every penis is unique in its own way and can distinctively satisfy a woman (or man) sexually. You got long dicks, short dicks, skinny dicks, fat dicks, etc… Is one really better than the other? That is something I could never realistically answer and neither could TB (or many of the other guys I know). We all know that it’s not just about size. You gotta be able to use it too. None the less we spent an hour arguing about what women prefer. We concluded that in order to describe or identify the ideal penis, these three factors would be the most essential to consider.
Some penises could be compared to the long bean. Most men think its all about size. Well you have the longest pecker on the block but it aint gonna be no good if you aint got girth. Yes, GIRTH. That would be a larger circumference.
Our friend the cucumber displays ideal girth, for general standards. It has a smooth and straight shaft, although it is not as long as the long bean, I assume its form would be far more satisfying. But it is straight.
The elusive curved penis. It is rumored that woman do enjoy a slight curve as it can hit the right, spot. With a fair amount of length and girth, could the curved dick be more satisfying than a 12” cucumber dick? Then why are dildo’s all straight and not with a curve? Is there an ideal penis out there or is it all about the man attached? Don’t leave me hanging, with these questions that is.