Will Anal Sex Make My Butt Bigger?

Using Google Analytics I found that an individual typed this question into some search engine and found their way to Indo Dreamin. How I do not know. After further research I saw the same question posted here on Study Health. This is a serious and legitimate question posted by a young woman, I am guessing based in the United States. It seems her boyfriend convinced her that by engaging in anal sex and him ejaculating and leaving his semen in her cavity, it will make her ass grow bigger. Such information really gets me thinking, firstly about this obsession with big asses. It is no secret that I am an enthusiast of a plump posterior. And in a previous post about Ass Cleavage my buddy Gonzo pointed out and analyzed the modern day fixation with big asses. Clothes with 'Juicy' printed across the ass and artists like Fergie singing about her 'Humps' have just driven this mania overboard. I would hate to be a young girl in high school with a flat ass!

Naturally any young (or mature) females with spherically challenged back sides will look for ways and means to boost their confidence and assets. Plastic surgeons do offer ass implants but I have felt fake tits before and if fake asses feel anything like that, I would look for better options. Not to mention how expensive and painful they would be and it is one thing to have silicon positioned safely in front of you not on your ass where you sit all day. And then there would always be the ones who just have to take it over the top and own the hugest bum in the world. Just as there are healthy solutions to having firmer and larger breasts, or seemingly larger breasts, there must also be solutions developed for the bum bums.

Back in the day it was cliché for a woman to ask, honey do these pants make my ass look big. Now woman are more concerned about clothes that make their butts look small! So some genius came up with padded pants and panties, also referred to as Trojan Pants. Now this is just wrong on so many levels. You don’t see some guy walking down the street looking all buff and ripped, and then you take him home and get undressed only to be confronted with a 50 kg weakling! You might as well just find a mediocre looking partner that slightly stimulates you and take them out shopping for a whole bunch of physically enhancing clothing.



So it is safe to say that cheap and effective solutions are hard to come by. I believe you need to be happy with what you got and find somebody who wants to love you, or just fuck you for who you are and what you look like, without artificial enhancements. As for the question that conceived this train of thought. Will anal sex make my butt bigger? WITHOUT A DOUBT! Just as I have told you before that the oral consumption of semen is very good for your skin because of the natural proteins it contains, and it will make you loose weight because the sperms go into your stomach and eat up all the bad carbohydrates. With anal sex, protected or not, the pelvic movement will enhance your ass muscles as will the contractions of your sphincter during anal sex. Look at all the guys on Queer Eye, they all have great skin and firm asses. I could not make shit up like this if I wanted to. But don’t expect to see me sucking on any penises or taking up the ass anytime soon, I am quite happy with the way I am.