Word Play

With so many websites springing up, this was bound to happen. These are some website URL’s that have been ‘lost in translation’. I guess when you are standing so close to something you can’t spot the obvious. But really, what the fuck were these people thinking??!! It makes me BLUR lah.

http://www.whorepresents.com/

This is actually Who Represents. You can type in a name of an artist on their site and find out who their management is. I thought it was a site to buy gifts for my whore, or where other whores might be presenting something. No such luck.


http://www.expertsexchange.com/

And for those of you in need of a sex change, you have found the experts. Your one stop to chop it off. No, it’s the Experts Exchange. For your best resources on the net. Freaky.


http://www.penisland.net/

Who the fuck needs to go to Disney land when we got Penis Land!!! I know where I am taking my kids next summer. Have they got big buildings shaped like cocks? This in fact is Pen Island. The specialize in custom made pens. But I wonder how they could not have noticed the flaw in their URL when they have written, “Don't be fooled by those imposters at www.penisland.org, or www.pen-island.net, we're the real deal!” on their homepage. Its mind boggling.


http://www.therapistfinder.com/

Finally a search engine we can really use. I am so tiers of ‘Friend Finder’ and ‘Adult Friend Finder’. I just wanna find the bitch who raped me. This is The Rapist Finder. Now we can track down all those fuckers and lock em up for good! Actually, this is a Therapist Finder, which coincidently is something I could also use. I’m gonna go ahead and bookmark it.


http://www.powergenitalia.com/

This should be MY home page URL, Power Genitalia. In actual fact it is the web site for some Italian power company.


http://www.molestationnursery.com/

The Molestation Nursery must be some resort for sick pedophiles. But honestly, naming a kids school Mole Station Nursery is humor in really bad taste. How could they not have noticed what they were up to? It’s a sick world I tell you.