Now anyone who knows me will have to admit that I am probably the easiest target there is out there to dig up dirt on. Not only because I tend to stick myself into some of the most self defaming and awkward situations one could imagine, but I also go ahead and write about that shit on a blog where is accessible to everyone on the planet. Of course there were numerous word associations with us being at a roast to the time I once roasted myself and of course to the numerous car accidents and other clumsy displays I have had over the years. But there were other stories that literally had me covering my face. The kind of shit that even I had quite conveniently forgotten. If you wanna hear about that shit then you should have been there because there is no way I am repeating it, EVER.
For my 28th Birthday my sister hooked up the most awesome birthday party I ever had in my life, then last year she made a movie for me, that was all about me. I have never felt more like a rock star in my life. This year I got shot down back to earth. It was fucking awesome though and I could not have asked for a better evening. There was even a slide show with compromising photos of me. Thanks to all of you who showed up and for the fools that actually called to take the piss as well. And sorry to all of you who had to sit through those inappropriate shots of me naked as a child. But now you can say you have really seen everything i have to offer. Thanks Jenny for another awesome evening. I would love to say that I am gonna be legit from now and not get into anymore sticky situations, but the fact of the matter is that you know I will. And you are gonna be right there with me, as always. Mahalo.