But now, suddenly through some miraculous twist of fate, Kim Kardashian finally decided to drop her sarong and give those camera's an eyefull of all that junk in her trunk. This is not a shout out to porn hungry bastards out there who are looking to get all up in Kim Kardashians ass hole. This is more like my tribute to a rare and delicate desert rose that blooms only once in a blue moon. I am aware that Kim Kardashian did pose for Playboy magazine back in 2007 but that air bushed shit just does not count.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
My Special K...
I have an extremely healthy obsession with Kim Kardasian. And by healthy obsession I mean that I am not hiring a private detective to follow her around, not spending hours online looking for compromising pictures of Kim Kardashian, nor am I fantasising about her when I am spending some one on one time with my woman. But when I am having some tet a tet time with myself, my thoughts do drift to KK and her voluptuous asset. And by that I mean her gorgeous posterior. I like all women but I especially like big butts, and I cannot lie. KK has the ideal female body, in my opinion. And what puts cream, cherries, nuts, and chocolate syrup all over her sundae is that she is smokin hot and an entrepreneur. Judging from whatever serious interviews I have read about her, this girl got brains. But as much as I love finding out more about what makes her tick, I also enjoy seeing quality pictures of her surface online. You see, KK has a massive fan following, especially since a sex tape of her went public. I have not seen it myself but since then writers and web surfers have been posting numerous pictures of Kim Kardashian doing everything from grocery shopping to hitting the gym. Pictures have been taken of her ass from all angles and numerous debates have even erupted online regarding the authenticity of Kim Kardashians ass. I find such arguments futile and counter productive. To these nitt picking mother fuckers, I say just enjoy the view and shut the fuck up. One who is not abreast of the Kim Kardashian controversies might wonder why people do not just look at rear view pictures of Kim Kardashian in a bikini to settle the issue once and for all. But you see, even with paparazzo following her gorgeous ass all over the planet, non of them have managed to capture a clear shot of her booty. Every single picture I have seen of KK in a bikini also features a dainty sarong fashionably wrapped around her waist.