Have you ever wondered what the most useful or practical invention in the world is? Well it cant be fire because that was discovered, not invented. The next most logical thing to consider would be the wheel. Not only is it so practical on its own but it opened the doors for hundreds of other inventions by serving a multifaceted platform for things such as watches, to cars, windmills, and even pottery. There are just so many things you could come up with as being amazing inventions and for some of them we are even taught from a very young age that the inventors were. Like Edison for the light bulb, Bell for the telephone, and Franklin for electricity. But how come no one talks about the toilet. I cant imagine what life would be like without a toilet. Everyone shits but treats the fact that they do like their dirty little secret. Whether you are a pauper or a king, a supermodel or a truck driver, an astronaut or a grave digger, YOU SHIT. As humans we have very few things in common, like we all eat, drink, sleep, shit and die. The whole concept of restaurants and bars is based on the fact that we enjoy eating and drinking in groups. King size beds are made so people can comfortably sleep together. We even have cemeteries taking up expensive land so we can be buried and rest in death with the people we love. Yet taking a shit, an act which we all have in common is still for most people the most solitary time in their day. Back in ancient Rome at the coliseum they actually found that the commodes were lined up next to each other like a bench. With no walls either. So people would just sit down to take a crap while talking about the latest massacre with their mates. Maybe they even compared their refuse as they got up to walk away. Hey dude, look at the size of the sucker I just pushed out! Toilet design is not even talked about much but the industry is making giant leaps with the development of toilets that will wash, wipe, and even dry your ass for you. All so you can dissociate yourself from the fact that you produce waste. On the environmental front we can all afford to consider how much water is wasted on indoor plumbing. Toilets all over the world are literally flushing water away. I recently read about development of dry toilets recently. Look Here to find out more about the contraption you probably take most for granted.
Is this an awesome picture or what? This kid is straight up looking at the chicks tits and thinking about how he can get his face up in there. He has got an wikid smile on his face as well. It is not an ear to ear grin, or some cheesy face he is making at the camera. That right there is momentary suspended bliss. We men are such simple creatures.
And am I tripping here or is Donald Duck exposing Christina Aguilera’s titty? Fuzzy Duck, Ducky Fuzz, Duzzy Fuck, Fucky Duzz. I am awkwardly arroused. Have a great weekend.